First sip of Mall Water

Preorder my new book ⛲💘

I wrote a book! It comes out on May 30 through Kith Books! I am going to be insufferable about it.

Mall Water is a poetry collection about shopping and rage and fluidity at odds with the containers we move around in. It features:

• Some of the truest things I’ve ever written

• Some of my favorite things I’ve ever written

• Things I’ve never tried before

• Things I’ve tried before, sucked at, and learned from

• Cinnamoroll, Elon Musk, knives, et al.

• A merciless slay of a cover, courtesy of World’s Best Computer Boyfriend Travis Riddle

If you enjoyed the poems I’ve talked about on here over the past couple years, I think you’ll like it. Partly because most of those poems are literally in the book, but also because some of them ended up being anchor pieces for the book’s arc and major themes. Another taste if you’re on the fence:

I will be yapping about this book here and elsewhere a lot over the next several months, so I’ll keep this short. Please preorder Mall Water! Tell your friends, your local library, your favorite bookstores, and your physical therapist.¹

I promise it is crisp and hydrating and, contrary to the rumors,² does not contain microplastics.

1. Not a joke! There’s a nonzero amount of hypermobility talk your PT might find interesting! idk!

2. Rest assured, we (royal) are litigating.